Other ways of ending an FA Cup final

So yesterday’s FA Cup final went to penalties for the first time ever.

Anyway, file me in the box marked ‘couldn’tgiveashit’, but I really think they could come up with some better ways to sort it out if both teams can’t score a single goal after 120 minutes.

1 – Twister. Each team picks two team members, and they play Twister to decide the winner.
2 – General knowledge – can’t score goals? Try them on capital cities or european history and see who’s best.
3 – paper scissors stone – not quite so dramatic, but it’d get it over an done with pretty quick.
4 – A battle royal – roll a wrestling ring into the middle of the field, all 22 blokes in there, last standing wins.

Other options to liven up the dull spectacle that is football (yes, football, not ‘soccer’) –

1 – remove the goalies.
2 – widen the goals by a few feet.
3 – introduce ‘It’s A Knockout’-style obstacles – it’d be much more fun with each of the players dressed as giant disney characters in 4 foot shoes, trying to kick a beach ball with a four foot diameter whilst being squirted with water cannon and trying to carry a custard pie.
4 – scrap it, and go to a gig instead.

Soundtrack – Patty Larkin, ‘Angels Running’.

One busy day in the studio!

Had a really fun studio session today. It was with Andrew Buckton, a singer/songwriter who lives in Bath. I’ve played with Buck for years, and been on his last two albums. We did Greenbelt together last year.

This was his first recording project for about 4 years, and was designed to be very low maintainance – one day to record everything, just him, me, Jez on piano/keys and Tom Hooper on drums.

So we set up in Jez’ home studio this morning and got to work. We’d not heard any of the songs ahead of time, so the form with each track was for Buck to play it, or at least a bit of the verse and chorus, we chat about possible arrangement ideas, sometimes try out a few bars of a particular idea, then hit record and go. Lots of the tunes were first take, one take jobs, which is particularly satisfying. Only one actually had an edit in the middle – we re-did the instrumental playout on one song to change the chord progression we were playing to. On most of them, there’ll be the occasional bar of bass/guitar or keys that needs cutting ‘n’ copying from elsewhere in the song just to tidy up the timing, but for the most part it was all done there and then – solos were recorded live, Any track that needed bass note and chords from me was played that way in real time with no looping – i just came up with ways of voice the chords to be able to play both. It was a very fun challenge.

Bass-wise I used all three Moduluses, and just for fun wedged a bit of foam under the strings near the bridge on the four string – it sounded amazing! I’m definitely going to keep the foam in my bag for studio sessions in future. Made the bass feel very different to play, and the sound was fantastic – much more old-school sound.

A couple of the tracks had fun slidey fretless lines, one had a really incessant fast 16th not octave pattern (which was the first time I got to try out recording this thumb-down, thumb-up, index finger, middle finger sequence on someone else’s music, using it to play two notes on the low note then two on the octave, playing 16s at about 120bpm, which was harder than if we’d been doing it at 180, as it’s a technique that lends itself most readily to daft-fast playing.)

I took my whole live rig with me – loopers, mixing desk ‘n’ all. Didn’t use any of the loopage, but did need the mixing desk to set up monitoring for myself and buck, and used a couple of the channels on the desk as preamps for acoustic guitar and keyboard. The moral of the story is TAKE EVERYTHING to a studio session. I always take whatever I might possibly in my wildest imagination need. If you don’t use it, it’s good exercise carrying it to and from the car anyway. Be prepared – I was a cub-scout, and a crap one, but I do try and stick to that bit of the motto…

The arranging side of the session was as much fun as the playing – Buck, like most singer/songwriters, tends to favour certain kinds of feels and guitar strumming patterns, so the challenge is finding ways to subvert that into another style that a) suits his voice and the melody and b) says something about the subject matter. Buck’s songs are often pretty bleak, sometimes with a redemptive twist at the end. Others are more devotional spiritual songs. Lovely stuff that requires and deserves sensitive arrangements. I think today we did the best job we’ve done on any of his albums. Tom Hooper played beautifully on drums, and was a delight to play with – very relaxed feel, fantastic timimg and a great sound. And he’s a nice bloke – what more could one want from a drummer??

So now it’s down to jez to do the mixing – tidy up the audio files, get the levels sorted, add reverb, compression, EQ and any other processing that might need doing, and probably add a keyboard overdub or two. I’m really looking forward to hearing the finished product, and of course, I’ll let you know when it’s available!

Soundtrack – Lucy Kaplansky, ‘Ten Year Night’.

Searching, Finding

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Blimey there are some weird surfers out there in net-world!

I have a new favourite online maps site

Over the years, I’ve used Streetmap.co.uk, mapquest.co.uk (and the .com version), Yahoo maps and the RAC directions website. Oh, and Multimap.

Well, I reckon Google Maps beats them all. The maps are great, the directions are clear, the pan in and out functions are really easy to use… We like, a lot.

And linking to it is easy too – Here’s a link to a map to Darbucka, the venue where my gig is next week – it’s underneath India EC1, the restaurant, so you get it pinpointed with a little marker thingie, and can then click on that and get directions.

All marvellous stuff.

Misplaced blame

Random musings time – was thinking today about how we react when we encounter incompetent people in whatever their field of work might be – useless sales people in shops, unhelpful assistants on public transport, crap waiters/waitresses etc. and how we get annoyed with them, when it’s clearly not their fault.

By that I mean said stupid person was at some point out of work. When you’re out of work you apply for whatever jobs are available, in the hope of being back in work and getting the bills paid. You can’t fault someone for being accepted for a job they applied for in their quest for work, even if they themselves don’t have the skills required to do the job. That, in the bigger scheme of things, is not their fault. It is however, the fault of the people who hire them, knowing that their inexperience/lack of skills and qualifications means they can pay them less.

They are the ones who fail to a) find people who can do the job, b)sell the job correctly when advertising the post in the first place c) provide adequate training when the person takes the job and d)have some kind of trouble-shooting mechanism for when the person ends up out of their depth (only a real bastard would start having a go at someone for not knowing something and instead asking for help… the problem comes when the help isn’t there).

So next time you come across someone that strikes you as hopelessly inadequate for their job, be nice to them, it’s not their fault. Congratulate them for getting the job, then go and kick their boss’s arse.

Music micro-news – just been recording some bits ‘n’ bobs, but soon discovered that what I was playing was very like something I’ve written before, but haven’t played live, so decided to learn that off the CD to play it in the set next week… maybe.

SoundtrackKaki King, ‘Legs To Make Us Longer’.

Gotta hand it to George…

“I told the world that Iraq, contrary to your claims, did not have weapons of mass destruction. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that Iraq had no connection to al Qaeda. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that Iraq had no connection to the atrocity on 9/11, 2001,

“Senator, in everything I said about Iraq, I turned out to be right and you turned out to be wrong. And 100,000 people have paid with their lives — 1,600 of them American soldiers sent to their deaths on a pack of lies, 15,000 of them wounded, many of them disabled forever, on a pack of lies.”

“Senator, this is the mother of all smokescreens. You are trying to divert attention from the crimes that you supported.”

Now, I’m not really a member of the George Galloway fan club – I was all in favour of his militant anti-war stance, am still very confused by his ‘I salute your indefatiguability’ speech to Saddam, and don’t trust his new Respect part at all. That said, his speech to the US Senate committee investigating claims that Saddam gave him shedloads of oil to sell was fantastic – the quote above is just a small part of it, quoted from this article on CNN.com. I’d love to see the video footage…

Soundtrack – a minidisc of a gig I did at the Barbican back in 2003, with Orphy Robinson, Mano Ventura and Filomena Campus, that I’ve never listened to before – the disc was lost under a pile of stuff, so today’s bit of tidying unearthed it. Bits of it are fantastic. There’s easily 20 minutes of editable top notch stuff. I might have to have a go some time!

Blogless and desperate!

Ah, blog’s back online – was blogless for a long time, thanks to a crash on Sarda’s new server, but it’s all back now. Phew!

Right, onto blog-things –

Went to a gig last night – M83 (be warned, the website plays loud unwanted music at you) were the headline attraction, who I’d heard of via The Cheat’s scrobbler list, and actually heard thanks to the lovely Lizzy at their record label, who sent me CDs to hear. Their sound is kind of big ambient meets punked-up rock beats. Quite an overwhelming sound, on the new album especially, relentless huge synths and wall of noise guitars, but in an anthemic soundscape kind of way. Most enjoyable, if a little oppressive. The live experience was pretty much what you’d expect – the same thing only louder and noisier. They played lots of stuff from both albums (I prefer the first one – ‘Dead Cities, Read Seas and Lost Ghosts’).

The support act was Pure Reason Revolution – whose bassist Chloe is an occasional student of mine, and who I have a few mutual friends with, so it was great to get to see them play at last. Their sound is VERY mid-70s psychedelic prog-rock – think Hawkwind, early Floyd, Blue Oyster Cult, with a touch of Rhiannon-era Fleetwood Mac. They even look like the product of a fight between The Bay City Rollers and Flock Of Seagulls – rarely have more mullets been seen on stage since the mid-80s. Still, their set was great, and if they’d been around when I was 16, they’d have been my favourite band in the world ever. I’ll hopefully catch a headline set of theirs soon.

So inevitably, after a gig like that last night, I’ve been recording big proggy soundscapes today – I’ve done two, following a similar theme on each, we’ll see whether either ends up being releaseable… Might have to do a download-only soundscapes album soon.

SoundtrackM83, ‘Dead Cities, Red Seas and Lost Ghosts’; Kings X, ‘Live All Over The Place.

Apparently I'm 13% Satanist…!!

Tom just posted a link to this quiz on what religion you should be over in the forum – here’s how mine came out –

You scored as Christianity. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren’t already Christian.

Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people’s sins.

Christianity

71%

agnosticism

54%

Buddhism

50%

Judaism

46%

Paganism

46%

Islam

38%

Hinduism

33%

Satanism

13%

atheism

8%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.com

So the christian thing is not very surprising, nor are some of the others, but 13% Satanist??? Which 13% of me would be a practicing Satanist? It must have been the question about ‘you perfect evening would be eating your granny whilst listening to Deicide round at Anton Lavey’s house’…

Protest music is alive and well and on Jay Leno

Found this linked from Barky’s Blog – it’s Bright Eyes on Jay Leno singing ‘When The President Talks To God’ – dunno about you, but it sent shivers down my spine. A fabulous, angry, old school protest song, railing against the ills of the world, and somehow he got to do it on Leno.

I know very little about Bright Eyes, but will check him out a little more after this!

SoundtrackTommy Sims, ‘Peace And Love’; Seth Horan, ‘Conduit’ and ‘Notwithstanding’; Jeff Kaiser/Andrew Pask, ‘The Choir Boys’.

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